I'm Alberto, but you can just call me Berto, or Phatboii. I eat, sleep, and eat. I love to eat. I enjoy long walks to the fridge. My hobby is eating. When I'm bored I eat. You can seduce me by showing me a picture of food. Diets are for lames. If you don't eat, you're a poop. IMMA BAD BITCH THAT EATS ALL DAY LONG. Oh, did I mention I love to eat?
PHATBOII... OUT PEACE~